Unhappy Hipsters

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Perched on the retaining wall, they devised a plan to outsmart the tyrannic child and her liege, The House.

(Photo: Dave Lauridsen; Dwell)

His wife away on business, he pleasured himself with house porn.

(Photo: Jeremy Murch; Dwell)

The vertiginous wallpaper and painfully obtuse cabinetry left visitors more gassy than when they entered.

(Photo: Hertha Hernaus; Dwell)

Overmedicated, inured to the sting of abandonment, she found solace in planning another renovation.

(Photo: Gregg Segal; Dwell)

Would he ever be forgiven for sloughing his fur onto the Jacobsen sofa? 

(Photo: Jack Thompson; Dwell)

His cruelty knew no bounds. And so, he sunbathed and the plant withered.

(Photo: João Canziani; Dwell)

The corrugated metal, like the Crocs, were meant to spite his ex-wife. Yet, as in their marriage, he was the only one suffering.

(Photo: Dave Lauridsen; Dwell)

Which unfiltered sake goes best with the sour taste of loneliness?

(Photo:Todd Hido; Dwell)

No one told her motherhood would be equal parts resentment, possessiveness, boredom, and emotional greed. 

(Photo: Chad Holder; Dwell)