Unhappy Hipsters

His wife away on business, he pleasured himself with house porn.

(Photo: Jeremy Murch; Dwell)

The armchairs had gathered to warn her. But alas, the ferns were already in formation.

(Photo: Jessica Antola; Dwell)

Inducing lucid dreaming was part of their homeschooling curriculum; each morning began with a Dan Cruickshank DVD.

(Photo: Ake E:Son Lindman; Dwell, February 2009)

The lurid book jacket was a weak counterpoint to her monochromatic monotony.

(Photo: Dean Kaufman; Dwell, May 2006)

There are certain sacrifices one has to make when choosing a designer environ. The ability to comfortably recline tops the list.

(Photo: Celine Clanet; Dwell, February 2010)

He tried to focus on the novel, and not how much his bedroom reminded him of a plywood coffin.

(Dwell magazine, November 2009)

Lying on his back, watching the passing clouds, he worried over the Nathaniel Hawthorne lookalike’s role in this grim threesome.

(Photo: Céline Clanet; Dwell, November 2009)