Unhappy Hipsters

Genghis was sorely disappointed to learn that breaking out of the white acrylic bubble was merely step one in his escape.

(Caption by UH; photo by clickclickjim.com)

His family carried on with their routines, even after she had so unceremoniously dumped him. Only a serenade could ease the pain. 

(Caption by UH; Photo by Raquel Breternitz, “callmequell” on twitter, tumblr, and xanga)

His new bedroom was perfect. He spent countless happy hours perched on the bed, pleased at its efficiency of space and function.

(caption by UH; image submitted by GHarper)

Thoughtful of his kidnappers to outfit his cell with a sectional.

(Caption by UH; photo submitted by Tom Verstraeten)

Of all his childhood secrets, the tapdancing was the most shameful.

(Caption by UH; image submitted by Graham Harper)

A linear thinker, his best brainstorming sessions occurred when wedged between window casements. 

(UH Foto Friday; submitted by David C. Lee)