Unhappy Hipsters

“The experiment in exterior human drapes was a success through the summer. Sadly, winter exposed fundamental design flaws.” - Tyler G.

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“As the silence stretched on, the coolness of the furnishings failed to overcome the flaws of Craigslist Personals.” - Suzy W.

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“It was hard to ignore the line of perfectly aligned and color coordinated cameras recording their every move.” - Jim B.

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“It was exquisite torture only a parent could conceive of: the only smooth skateable surfaces were vertical.” - Elsa B.

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“Despite his promises to ottoman, he couldn’t deny his attraction to the pole.” - Sean McG.

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“Despite all the conscious design statements, there were some practicalities which could not be sacrificed. Grandfather’s special incontinence chair being the most obvious.” - Duncan H.

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“The twin ornamental plums made two important decisions: the Man statue would go back on eBay next week, and the pear tree had made his last purchase for courtyard decor.” - Bec L.

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“Possibly a result of the nine million frequent flyer miles he’d accrued, he only felt truly at home using tiny steel sinks with hidden trash compartments.” - Lee H. B.

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“Some had mixed feelings about turning the old putt-putt course into a college campus.” - Brenda R.

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“Marooned on her leather raft, she knew the carpet was coming for her.” - Brenda R.

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