Unhappy Hipsters

“The red canister was meant to entice him to the fruit, but Joaquin was, much to his parents’ chagrin, a meat and potatoes man.”

-caption by contest winner M_Sullivan

(Photo: Dwell)

“Mother married a dentist; God was dead. It was a big year for the siblings.”

- caption by contest winner M_Sullivan

(Photo: Chris Wahl; Dwell)

Eventually he’d discover the creature on the third floor, but not before it had whittled its way down to his bedroom.

(Dwell)