Unhappy Hipsters

The homeowners made a pact to never mention the mornings spent...

Mon, 14 May 2012 15:02:41 -0400

The homeowners made a pact to never mention the mornings spent tapping walls trying to find the exit door.

(Photo: Dwell)

His home had everything he required to live well: oxygen, light,...

Fri, 11 May 2012 06:56:06 -0400

His home had everything he required to live well: oxygen, light, and a relaxing angle of repose.

(Photo: Bent René Synnevag; ArchDaily)

Guests found the chimney’s expression unsettling, though...

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:51:44 -0400

Guests found the chimney’s expression unsettling, though Roger insisted upon its benevolence. This turned out to be his undoing.

(Photo: Mark Mahaney; Dwell)

Another thrilling afternoon spent playing “measure the...

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:53:14 -0400

Another thrilling afternoon spent playing “measure the grout.”

(Photo: Dean Kaufman; Dwell)

Nonchalantly peering down the hall, it quickly became clear that...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:48:46 -0400

Nonchalantly peering down the hall, it quickly became clear that escaping without the other four doors noticing would be impossible.

(Photo: Jessica Haye and Clark Hsiao; Dwell)

One day, she accidentally wore her Cat Burglar Hat instead of...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:28:00 -0400

One day, she accidentally wore her Cat Burglar Hat instead of her Artisan Hat and found she couldn’t complete a painting without first breaking and entering unfinished office spaces.

(Photo: Bjorn Wallander; Dwell)

She was concerned what her psychologist’s office said...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:07:04 -0400

She was concerned what her psychologist’s office said about the breadth of her disorder.

(Photo: Christoffer Rudquist; Dwell)

“If the stench of his wind was regrettable and...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:34:00 -0400

“If the stench of his wind was regrettable and intoxicating, it was nothing compared to the realisation that he couldn’t open any of the windows.” -image/caption submitted by Nicole S.

(Photographer: Patrick Reynolds)

She enjoyed toying with the prisoner by forcing him to use only...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:16:14 -0400

She enjoyed toying with the prisoner by forcing him to use only the cardboard boxes as furniture. (No better torture for an industrial design student.)

(Photo: Gut Gut; Dwell)

The modern indoor/outdoor shower: No towels. No curtain. No...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:24:08 -0400

The modern indoor/outdoor shower: No towels. No curtain. No shame.

(Photo: Tom Fowlks; Dwell)

A newer, sleeker home called for a newer, sleeker breed, but...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:58:02 -0400

A newer, sleeker home called for a newer, sleeker breed, but Clancy wasn’t giving up without a fight.

(Photo: Helenio Barbetta; Dwell)

And just days later, the inevitable conclusion to their doomed...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 05:01:26 -0400

And just days later, the inevitable conclusion to their doomed union.

(Photo: Christoffer Rudquist; Dwell)

Jeb was mighty pleased that his hand-hewn shelter had survived...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 07:11:46 -0400

Jeb was mighty pleased that his hand-hewn shelter had survived the twister, and he wouldn’t miss the sliding barn doors one bit. Muriel, on the other hand, was still giving him the silent treatment over not securing her set of French iron patio furniture.

(Photo: Christoffer Rudquist; Dwell)

Seems like it was about a year ago that we had to post a very similar warning. We hate having to...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:20:00 -0400

Seems like it was about a year ago that we had to post a very similar warning. We hate having to crack down, but a few individuals are posting really crappy stuff in the comments and on the UH Facebook page wall.

We provide the commenting feature on the site and the FB fan page so that you (yes, you!) can post original, alternate captions to the ones that run on the website or something that elucidates the UH family.

Hate speech of any type, directed at any race, gender, or orientation, will not be tolerated. Same goes for foul language. Users who post anything offensive will be removed, banned, and reported. Let’s keep UH fun and friendly for all.

xoxo,

The art was a sad reminder of a destination that they’d...

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 12:16:17 -0400

The art was a sad reminder of a destination that they’d never reach as a couple.

(Photo: Jason Schmidt; NY Times)

He forced a smile as his first guests arrived early; he had not...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:31:56 -0400

He forced a smile as his first guests arrived early; he had not yet explored all permutations of pillow arrangements and it would vex him the entire evening.

(Photo: Tom Fowlks; Dwell)

After suffering a thousand-and-one splinters, he begrudgingly...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:02:47 -0400

After suffering a thousand-and-one splinters, he begrudgingly made a concession to her corporeal comfort and purchased a slim pad for the chair.

(Photo: Christoffer Rudquist; Dwell)

In his heart he knew: some kettles have a gift for this sort of...

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 10:57:19 -0400

In his heart he knew: some kettles have a gift for this sort of thing—some don’t. In the Game of Scones, you win or you die.

(Photo: Henry Bourne; NY Times)

He returned at nap time to find the crib gone and realized, both...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 14:46:51 -0400

He returned at nap time to find the crib gone and realized, both figuratively and literally, he now had nothing in his corner.

(Dwell)

In the evenings, they’d shine a light over the glass...

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:28:55 -0400

In the evenings, they’d shine a light over the glass panel, giggling at the shadows as mother darted around in her subterranean cell.

(Photo: Jonas Bjerre-Polsen; Dwell)