Unhappy Hipsters

It's Lonely in the Modern World

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1) He didn’t mind selling the parts for cash and living out of suitcases, but no matter how hard things got, the rug stayed.-Scott Foster 2) His frustration with the confounding direction booklet only escalated when he looked down and saw the Mood Rug becoming an angry crimson.-Kristyn Brady 3) His obsession with travel-related hobbies was an exercise in pure fantasy; he knew that the rug would never let him take a real vacation. - Django Jimson [the rug] (Photo: Gregg Segal; Dwell, October 2009)

1) He didn’t mind selling the parts for cash and living out of suitcases, but no matter how hard things got, the rug stayed.
-Scott Foster

2) His frustration with the confounding direction booklet only escalated when he looked down and saw the Mood Rug becoming an angry crimson.
-Kristyn Brady

3) His obsession with travel-related hobbies was an exercise in pure fantasy; he knew that the rug would never let him take a real vacation. - Django Jimson

[the rug]

(Photo: Gregg Segal; Dwell, October 2009)

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    I recently got a rug for my room and boy does it homey up the space!
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    ROFL, the first two captions… down with hipsters. XD
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