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![1) He knew she would be happy that he had adhered to the “NO SHOES ON THE CARPET” policy. Finally, he was getting their relationship right.-Brilliant Anonymous
2) She broke his heart and then his scooter. -Chad in Amman
[bad romance]
(Photo: Gregg Segal; Dwell, October 2009)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzcs5mpex51qam6ylo1_500.jpg)
1) He knew she would be happy that he had adhered to the “NO SHOES ON THE CARPET” policy. Finally, he was getting their relationship right.
-Brilliant Anonymous
2) She broke his heart and then his scooter.
-Chad in Amman
[bad romance]
(Photo: Gregg Segal; Dwell, October 2009)