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CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! It seems many of you were certain the photo depicted a lovelorn, murderous fellow named Lars who spent his days reading Kafka and “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance” and his nights packing body parts into vintage suitcases. Oh, and he’s lost myriad screws to the shag carpet while assembling Ikea bookshelves. We received thousands of fantastic entries—too many to choose just one. Over 100 made it into the finalist stage. We’ve culled our favorites for a Friday caption-a-thon. Congrats to the winners!