Unhappy Hipsters

Back at his place, nightcap in hand, she noticed the bingo cage and saw blades and immediately regretted ever trusting OK Cupid’s vetting process.

(Photo: Chris Wahl; Dwell)

As Week One of her cleanse came to a close, Margot felt the energy for a new year of stone-throwing slowly return.

(Photo: Justin Fantl; Dwell)

Hey there UH family,

Look what the abominable snowman got for Chrismukkah! His very own copy of It’s Lonely in the Modern World! (If only it were abominable-snowman-sized, then he could decorate his snow cave.)

Hopefully you and yours had a rocking holiday time. We’ll be back to regular posting once the egg nog grog wears off.

xoxo

UH

“The daily cleanup of hair, slobber, and urine was disgusting. One was expected to keep toys on hand to keep him from chewing, but he coordinated with their motif amazingly well.”

- caption by contest winner TS Meyer

(Photo: Dwight Eschliman; Dwell)

“Sure, getting down was a blast. Needing to have Daddy thrust you up to the second floor quickly lost its appeal.”

- caption by contest winner TS Meyer

(Dwell)

“Advanced degrees from Bard, Wesleyan, and Princeton respectively. Yet watching grass grow was often their best ‘together time’ option.”

- caption by contest winner TS Meyer

(Photo: Matthew Williams; Dwell)

“Living in an abandoned strip mall had its advantages—free Turkish linens!”

- caption by contest winner TS Meyer

(Photo: Drew Kelly; Dwell)

“When needed, they would emerge from their cubicles, make a tempting meal, and attract their next victim.”

-caption by contest winner TS Meyer

(Photo: Chris Wahl; Dwell)

Alrighty, this is the last of the great Boston event of 2011. Here you all are, you lovelies!

(Photos: Josh Campbell)

The day is saved! Corrected cards have arrived. Those of you who received the first version can either write to us for the new one, or savor your status as exclusive owners of RARE, limited edition UH holiday cards. Moving on, now…