Unhappy Hipsters

He steadied himself in preparation for the role of his lifetime: The Big Bad Wolf.

(Photo: Daniel Hennessy; Dwell)

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When it came to staring contests, they were a triple-threat.

(Photo: Bryan Schutmaat; Dwell)

Leaving the safety of his brick walk, he crossed the gravel path into her side to discuss how the languishing tree was affecting their accreditation as a certified backyard bird habitat.

(Photo: Dustin Aksland; Dwell)

This is what you get when you hire a home stager whose credentials rest heavily on her appearance as a Vice “Do.”

(Photo: Mark Seelen; Dwell)

The over-zealous turquoise forced upon Schrödinger an uncomfortable ambiguity.

(Photo: J.C. Schmeil; Dwell)

The lone gleaming, plastic jewel amongst organic decay, the rocker needed no friends.

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As an adult, it would be hard to explain why his idea of a picnic involved emerging from an OSB cave or why exposed brick signaled the return of summer.

(Photo: Christoffer Ruqduist; Dwell)

Not content with posting judge-y quotes and comments on Facebook, they’d taken to sanctimoniously confronting their friends in person during cocktail parties.

(Photo: Dean Kaufman; Dwell)

Simply ignoring the haircut was enough of a retaliation.

(Photo: Brent Humphreys; Dwell)